The Month Before Christmas – A Christmas poem not intended to be politically correct, just amusing and way too accurate however the author is unknown.
The Month Before Christmas Poem
Twas the month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.
See the PC Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas – no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people’s feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a ‘Holiday’..
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken &Fonda.
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe’s the word Christmas – was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny’s and Sears
You won’t hear the word Christmas; it won’t touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate ‘Winter Break’ under your ‘Dream Tree’
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, Not Happy Holiday!
That’s Chatter’s take on The Month Before Christmas.
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December 10th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
You should be ashamed of yourself. As much as this country is ‘at war’ with itself and you just want to put salt on the wounds.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS to you too.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Just what we need, more propaganda spewed forth by a mindless zombie blindly following the lead of right wing radio and buying into the fictional war on christmas. People like Rush and O’Riely have a vested interest in pretending that there is conflict where there is none, because it fires up the idiots who listen to them. Do yourself a favor, turn off the radio and read a book.