Victoria’s Secret V String Lawsuit - Macrida Patterson is suing Victoria’s Secret for what was apparently faulty v-string underwear. Yep, the item is question is a Victoria’s Secret low rise v-string.

The Victoria’s Secret V-String Lawsuit was brought about when 52-year old Macrida Patterson was putting on some Victoria’s Secret low-rise v-string panties and a decorative metalic object popped off into her eye.

Now call me a judgemental prude, but the Victoria’s Secret V-String Lawsuit could have been avoided completely and here’s how. A 52-old woman should not have been putting on lowrise v-string panties at all.

I mean truly, what was she thinking? What does a woman of about grandmother age need with lowrise v-string panties? Hence, the Victoria’s Secret v string lawsuit.

And to further speculate, though I could regret it later because there are no pictures of Macrida Patterson to be had, but whatcha wanna bet she’s not, shall we say, in Victoria’s Secret model shape? Now when you stretch an article of clothing over a ‘too large’ body part, go figure that something’s gonna blow. Again, hence, the Victoria’s Secret low rise v string lawsuit.
And that’s the latest chatter about the Victoria’s Secret v string lawsuit.
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